The 5-Minute Interview: Selena Gomez, Actress and Singer

Funny story written by Mig93

Monday, 29 June 2009

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Selena Gomez, 16, made a name for herself in the Disney Channel TV show "Wizards of Waverly Place". She has since appeared "Another Cinderella Story" (a believed sequel to Hilary Duff's highly-successful 2004 film "A Cinderella Story"), "Princess Protection System" and soon in the movie adaptation of the hit sitcom "Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie". She is also a singer; her most successful songs are "Tell Me Something I Don't Know" (from the "Another Cinderella Story" movie soundtrack) and "Whoa Oh!" (with Forever Sickest Kids).

Here's an interview with the cute teen act:
-If I weren't talking to you right now I'd be...
-Jerking off... Uhm... Yeah...

-I wish people would take more notice of...
-Appearance! All they care about is that I'm a better role model than Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears! Whatever! I also have an image that matters, okay? It's all here!!!

-I'm good at...
-In Bed! Trust me, I'll do you and you'll see!

-I'm very bad at...
-Oh! Sometimes, I miss my point, know what I mean?

-The ideal night out is...
-In a casino or stripping club cos I get to be me, just myself, you know? It's fun, with the boys and the girls... I like it! (laughs)

-The best age to be is...
-Uhm... 45-50 cos you start to go under the knife - I can't wait! Really!

-If I were a boy...
-I'd chase after girls and show them how fun my ride is! (laughs)

-If I wasn't Selena Gomez, I'd be...
-Britney Spears! Her life is just so perfect!

-I like to...
-Prove to people that I am as bad as Miley Cyrus!

-Miley Cyrus is...
-A boring Disney Channel girl...

-Selena Gomez is...
-Another boring Disney Channel girl...

-Demi Lovato is...
-Who is she anyway?

-If I were God, I would...
-(sighs) I don't know!

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