Written by IN SEINE

Monday, 29 June 2009

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"GO get 'em boys!"

If it is to believed that monkeys with typewriters could produce the entire works of Shakespeare or that an explosion in a printing works could form The Bible, then here's a new one for you…

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.

BELIEVE THAT!!?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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