Pete Wentz Completes Promised Lullaby Album

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Monday, 8 June 2009


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Pete Wentz who said he was planning to write lullabies for his son months ago has finally got it finished. He told the press that becoming a father to Bronx Mowgli has "inspired him" to write an entire album after he wrote a song to help his baby fall asleep.

The lullaby in question is going to be included on the new album, but he has finished writing the complete album of these sweet baby songs early by including one selection that's fifteen minutes long:

Shit, Shit & More Shit

Go To Sleep, Little Whatsisass

Dream Of Big Red Spiders On That Wall Over There

Crying All Night Can Be Good For The Lungs

Dear Ashlee, Where Have You Put The Baby?

Spit Up, Broken-Hearted Again

Ish Another Beer My Leetle Won

Baby Talk, Ten Burps, One Poot, 15 Minutes of High-Voiced Parents

Fans say it's really sweet that he wrote a whole album of lullabies for his son, but please give up this crap and make some music for a change.

"Change!" That's probably got him started again.

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