A US "taster" tested the food being dished up to President Barack Obama at a dinner in a French restaurant, a waiter said on Sunday.
"They have someone who tastes the dishes," said waiter Hobriel de la ti da Arrvalho from the "La Fontaine de Bars" restaurant where Obama and his family turned up for dinner on Saturday night. "Not only that, there are fools who come in and entertain the girls between servings."
"Also, you must ask one of his bodyguards if you may smile and wave at the family", stated another.
"That's is nothing", stated the bathroom attendant. "There are two people who go with him to the bathroom. One to wipe his ass and another to shake his pecker after he uses the urinal."
"If you think THAT'S SOMETH..."...but whoever he was, he was hushed up by a blow to the head by a man who had been using a listening device.
