Top Ten reasons NOT to trust Gordon Brown

Written by Entertainment24/7

Thursday, 5 March 2009

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In my article today I list the ten reasons to NEVER trust our prime minister, Gordon Brown.

10. He is Scottish
9. His mouth is askew when he speaks
8. He hates Achmed the Dead Terrorist (who can't resist him?)
7. He lives at No. 10
6. He has wife
5. He enjoys watching Alastair Darling make mistakes, only to make the same ones the next week!
4. He spens more time online than with his wife
3. He does so little I have run out of reasons not to trust him

Argh! Just sod this article!

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