Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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Yes, he will shit your cash away

The Bottomless Money Box.

Yes, our money box has no bottom. Keep chucking the cash in and watch the national debt pile up. There can be no end! Watch as everything you have ever earned disappears in the blink of an eye-or the twitch of an eyebrow-as Alistair the Bottomless Money Box shits your hard earned cash away.

And if you like this get the Mandy. Yes the Mandy is better than any boomerang on the market. No matter how many times we throw the bastard away he keeps coming back.

Remember Alistair the bottomless money box-it will be your darling. And Mandy might be also.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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