Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
Are you ever lost for words? Do you ever wish you could express your true feelings better? Good news! With the handy personal mime you will never fail to communicate again. The personal mime goes with you everywhere and will translate your feelings to all those around. Want to tell someone you love them? The mime will do it for you. They just need a spare couple of hours in order to hear i...
Want to help bring unrest and fear to the people of the world? Want to have an ideology that says "Fuck you" to capitalism? Then our handy Communist ideology is just the thing. Yes, you will be the envy of all your friends as you spread your ideology across the globe. Thrill as you bring the world close to World War 3. Gasp as your very own Red Army parades on May Day. Yes the Communist ideo...
The Bottomless Money Box. Yes, our money box has no bottom. Keep chucking the cash in and watch the national debt pile up. There can be no end! Watch as everything you have ever earned disappears in the blink of an eye-or the twitch of an eyebrow-as Alistair the Bottomless Money Box shits your hard earned cash away. And if you like this get the Mandy. Yes the Mandy is better than any boomera...
The Never Ending Toilet Roll. Yes buying toilet paper will be a thing of the past! Now all you need is one toilet roll. As you reach the last sheet of paper just drop the roll in a bowl of lukewarm water and hey presto! A full roll of toilet paper. Yes with the Never Ending Toilet Roll you will never feel that dreaded panic again. Guaranteed labrador puppy repellant too.
The Inflatable Me. Ideal for those who have been invited to two parties on the same night. Just inflate with the handy electric pump (batteries not supplied) and hey presto there's two of you. Send the inflatable me to one party and you go to the other. Want a day off work, but not got any holiday time left? Easy. Just send the inflatable me to work in your place. Chances are all your colleague...
Got a dispute with one of your neighbors? Then why not nuke the bastard with this handy missile. The Nasty Neighbor Destructor comes in a choice of three nifty colours-white, sunset red or jet black. It's so easy to assemble. And you can launch it from your own garden. Yes the Nasty Neighbor Destructor will make disputes about car parking a thing of the past. Just key in the seven digit launch...
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