The Golden Years Have Come At Last -
I Cannot See, I Cannot Pee,
I Cannot Chew, I Cannot Screw.
My Memory Shrinks - My Hearing Stinks -
No Sense Of Smell - I Look Like Hell!
My Body Is Drooping - Got Trouble Pooping.
The Golden Years Have Come At Last -
The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass!
The Golden Years
Funny story written by IN SEINE
Sunday, 21 December 2008
The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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