Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 20 December 2008

image for Cliff Richard's Christmas List 2008
We love you Cliff, you Rock our Worlds

A Devil woman, with Evil on her mind
A Honky Tonk Angel
A Forwarding Address for Carrie, she may not live here anymore, but her letters are still being delivered
A Miss you Night
Some Small Speakers
Some Tall Speakers
Proof that Love is actually the strongest emotion
Forty Days
A Living Doll
Some Lucky Lips
An Audience with Cilla Black on DVD
An Audience with The Pope
An Audience with Elton John on DVD
Dancing Shoes
Madonna's Hand in Marriage
Wild Geese
Strictly Come Dancing - Soap on a Rope
The Pope - Soap on a Rope
Socks - Black ones
My own little Kingdom
A second Knighthood
Freedom of the City of London
Boris Johnson as my own personal butler
Some People
All I Ask Of You
A Voice In The Wilderness
My Kinda Life
High Class Baby
The Next Time
The Minute You're Gone
The Day, I Met Marie
The Twelfth Of Never
Power To All Our Friends
This New Year
Human Work Of Art
Flying Machine
Clear Blue Skies
The Next Time
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Mary Anne
Tiny Planet
You, Me, Jesus
A new profile picture on Facebook

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