Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

image for Caroline Kennedy Saw the Ghost of Uncle Booby: 'Remember Me?'
Caroline to exchange her pony for an appropriately brown charger

Caroline Kennedy whose pony once pooped all over the White House lawn told reporters that her run for the NY Senatorial seat once held by her Uncle, Robert Kennedy has been inspired by an apparition:

"Uncle Booby appeared to me on the parapets of the Hyannis Port Mansion late one December night. The rest of the clan were already indoors heavily involved in Uncle Teddy's favorite hobby. They were making such a racket that I could hardly hear what the phantasm was telling me. But I am pretty certain that the ghostie wants me to have Hillary's seat.

"There was all this " political philosophy " and accusations against alot of already dead people but the one message I received loud and clear was that I am a Kennedy and before it was too late I should cash in on my heritage !"

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