Written by Mahavishnu BBZ

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Hey!

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for 'Carbon Dating' - New singles club for OAPs opens

Join today, and reap some of our benefits including;

free candlelit pureed meal

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

nude bingo every Thursday

50 brands of gin available at bar

weak tea and boring biscuits also served

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

bring-a-waterbottle nights

colostomy friendly

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

huge Louis L'amour & Danielle Steel reading room

extra-squeaky rocking chairs

knitting circle (no sharing needles!)

rude care-workers welcome

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more