Written by Pointer

Monday, 3 November 2008

image for How Dare Anyone Question GW Bush's Right to Worst President Ever!
If you don't think W stands for worst just ask mother earth...

Historians and political scientists have been declaring GW Bush the worst President Ever almost unanimously, at least until recently...

A revisionist cell has started to weaken in its resolve to cement W as the Worst ever. A small group pf dissenters are insisting that James Buchanan was worse than Bush. Sure creating the conditions for a civil war may be bad( more on this later) but remember Buchanan may have been our first pretty openly gay president. That's got to count for something!?

Others want to say that Grant spent his entire Presidency drunk. I argue that that should not count since Grant was drunk for his entire life after the age of 21.And Bush probably would have done a better job if he had gotten over his angry sobriety and tied one on once in a while.

Sure Chester A Arthur was obscenely obese and Hoover presided over an economy the sucked so bad that it led to the Great Depression. But let us never forget how incredibly versatile Bush's failure has been:

Economy, environment, foreign policy, two losing wars and on and on, please, Bush deserves the worst President ever accolade and don't any one dare try to take it away from him!

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