Written by Vladimir Boxer

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Meeting in the Oval Office.

Dick Cheney: " I've just called McCain. Obama advances everywhere. Even in the South, which until recently was our safe heaven, we now have the problems in Florida and North Carolina. We're going to loose the country, unless stop the enemy there by some extraordinary means."

Condoleezza Rice: "By the way - about the South. While our guys shed their blood, fighting with enemy in Kandahar, Frenchmen and Germans are comfortably located in the north - far from the battles".

Dick Cheney: " That's true, George. Why don't you ask Sarkozi and Merkel to redeploy their troops to the South"?

George W.Bush: " Good idea! Please, get'em on the conference call! Hello, Angela and Nick! You, guys, still owe me something for your Iraqi policies. How can you help me? Look, those Democrats advance everywhere - even in some southern states. Dick thinks we're gonna loose the country, unless stop Obama there by some extraordinary means. That's why I appreciate your redeploying your troops to Florida and North Carolina."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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