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Friday, 17 October 2008

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An e-mail traced back to Arthur Pewty by MI6 reveals that Arthur Pewty is unhappy with the Spanish government.

Pewty states:

'I bought a bottle of 80 Black Absinthe at the festa de Merce in Barcelona and it says on the bottle, And I quote:Drink in moderation. It's your responsibility.

'This shit is 180 proof and 80% alcohol by volume.

'How the fuck can anyone be responsible when they're drinking this shit?

'For example, I have no idea what I'm doing at the moment, much less who I am. And I blame the Spaniards. It's n ow onder the English are looked upon as hooligans. We've all been bollocksed by the absinthe vendors.

'If you agree with this shit, then eMail the manufacturer and protest. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.'

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