Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Typical Witless American

The US is too much up its own arse to smell the coffee, says Arthur Pewty, gangland organised crime kingpin of Neasden, London, UK.

The USA has had its day Pewty claimed.

We have to look at things with fresh eyes, and the USA doesn't cut the mustard any more, especially on the interweb, where they regularly refer to people as being fucktards etc.

Fucktard is not a proper word, and the American public are as dumb as dumb can be, otherwise why would they ever tolerate a spunktard like Bush as their President.

They're all frickin' stupid if you ask me.

You're just not funny.

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Topics: Arthur Pewty

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