Written by News Jam3

Monday, 1 September 2008

Once Tito Jackson fell over and all the other Jacksons laughed.

Philip from the pop band 'Steps' enjoyed the film 'all dogs go to heaven', but he did think that the concept of talking dogs is too far into the realms of fantasy to make the film 'five-star'.

Chris Tarrant once described the queen with explicit language live on air! Thankfully it was never broadcast.

In his pre-millionaire days Alan Sugar stole an onion and denied it even when confronted with hard video evidence.

Ewan McGregor accidently set fire to his car, "good thing I had it ensured" said the actor.

'Star Wars' was originally going to be about the plight of some Russian peasants, but George Lucas changed the script at the last minuet to a six part sci-fi epic.

Jerry Springer cannot click his fingers.

Trisha Goddard can click her fingers even when wearing gloves.

Once when hanging out some washing Anne Robinson paused because she thought she was going to sneeze but in the end she didn't.

James Bond was totally unaware of coleslaw until 2002.

Michael Cain believes he was sent from the future to star in films such as 'Zulu'.

Comedy actor Steve martin doesn't have a fire alarm.

Sugar Puffs actually contain no sugar.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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