Written by TonyP4

Thursday, 28 August 2008

image for Free Tibet, my ass
beautiful Tibet

Please do not liberate my country. I understand you energy, your good nature, and your idealism. I was the same when I was your age.

First, thanks you all. Now, I'm a naturalized US citizen collecting generous welfare benefits. You do not understand how my life has been improved staying here. Just imagine living in the tallest mountain in your country year round.

There are always folks want to be kings and queens. They have their ambitions and revolutionary ideas. The last ones went to India. They do not speak for the common folks who just want a peaceful life.

The Chinese will not give up Tibet. It is the major water source for most of Asia. We get more from the Chinese than giving back. The new train is a recent gift. It is the same as opening a casino in an Indian reservation. The benefits outnumber the drawbacks.

China had been ruled by Mongolians and Manchurians. We're one of the 50 or so minorities, same as the blacks in your country or the Quebec French in Canada.

Unless you can convince your congress to send soldiers to 'liberate' us, please do not stir up our rebellious sentiment towards the Chinese. The more you do, the more our folks suffer.

Spend your energy elsewhere. The choices are unlimited. It sounds like propaganda. I want you to know that I have no connection with the Chinese government. I just want to be realistic and the world will be more peaceful without your demonstrations

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