Written by Myrlee

Monday, 25 August 2008

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Kelly Bryant lives under the water buy this ancient African island, founded in 2600 just off the coast of Madagascar

Over recent years, global warming has taken a dramatic effect. But in the future, we have adapted to living underwater.

After the war in 2967, we had no land left. So Europe, North America and Africa were forced underwater by South America, Australia and Asia.

We had a scientist who built a time machine to go to the year 3000 to have a word with 50-year-old Kelly Bryant. She told us, "I lived a childhood in England and I still remember those times. We now have to live here wearing oxygen masks and some of the babies are born with oxygen masks implanted on their faces already."

Clearly, this is the future for European, North American and African people all around the world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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