Mother of twins Nora Thicky told our reporter how once respected children's programme Blue Peter had scammed her children into building a 4 bedroomed house. "The sexy Indian chick presenter visited their school and asked if anyone wanted to build a wall near the Blue Peter Garden. Five children, including my boys, volunteered. What they didn't know was that they had to build a house wall each. The fifth one had to build the roof."
Builder Mick Shovel told us that the house was actually quite well built. "Much better than the crap that me and my mates put up. I daresay it could sell for £200,000."
However, local estate agents reported that the house was not on the market and the local postman said that he had seen the sexy Indian chick presenter from Blue Peter move in the other day. "She brought a lot of children with her to help her move".
In recent months, Blue Peter has been criticised for cheating in live quiz contests and selling Blue Peter badges on eBay. Stalwart presenter from the 1970s, Peter Purvis, said "Since Lesley Judd, John Noakes and I left, it's gone downhill. The latest presenters are real scumbags. I heard that one nicked the Blue Peter dog and replaced it with a ferret."
We tried to get an interview with the sexy Indian chick presenter but she reminded our reporter of the terms of an injunction she had obtained last month in the case of Sexy Indian Chick Presenter v Spoof Website.
