The Republican Party Academy of Science has released its official Global Warming Denial Talking Points.
- There is no global warming.
- There is no global warming, because it is cold today.
- There is no global warming, because I don't understand the science.
- If there is global warming, human activity is not causing it.
- If there is global warming, it is caused by the sun.
- There is no global warming, because a story in Time Magazine proved there was global cooling in 1975.
- There is no global warming, because Al Gore uses energy.
- There is no global warming, because the planet Mars is warming.
- There is no global warming, because global warming is just a religion for socialists.
- There is no global warming, because a novelist wrote a thriller showing that it is a hoax by scientists.
- There is global warming because George W Bush and John Sidney McCain says there is global warming.
- There is global warming, and it is a good thing.
- There is global warming, and it is a good thing because Russia and Canada would have more ocean ports.
- There is global warming, and it is a good thing because Florida and the Gulf Coast need cleaning up anyway.
- There is global warming, but we can not do anything about it.
- There is global warming, but we can not do anything about it because OPEC and oil companies need to keep on keeping on.
- There is global warming, but doing anything about it would ruin our economy, so we must let global warming ruin our economy instead.
