Written by Pointer

Friday, 29 February 2008

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Jesus the first Christian was the first self-hating Jew

HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your conservative Christian Watch Dog has been havin his eyes and snout on the goins' on in Del-a-ware.

There abouts some Jews (the ancient enemies of the first Christian Jesus Christ) have been making trouble for the good prayerful people of that vicinity. Seems those Jews object to us Amuricans praying to our Lord and saviour at public school meetins and other local civic gatherins.

Just cause we proclaimed Jesus as the one and only path to salvation at our public high school gradja-ation, these christ-killas got themselves one a der highfalootin NYC lawyers to find some liberal judge to decide against us true Americans.

The other bothersome Jew family got peeved by the good Christian kids of Sussex County tellin their son that he was the Jew Boy who was suin Jesus. Well...he was that jew boy whose kin wuz suin' Jesus...them boys were just good Christian truth-tellers. Have no fear friends, HYPCRITES is here and we'll be watchin fo mo violations of our Christian American Constitution, Amen!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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