Things Recquired on Applications

Funny story written by Tiki Murphy

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

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This is a list of things that need to be put on applications, to better separate people from each other.

  1. Race: [a drop down should appear from every country] Choose all that apply.
  2. Sex: Tansexual
  3. Transvestite
  4. A-sexual
  5. Self-satisfying
  6. Religion: Jedi
  7. Minority group:The usuals. Please specify.
  8. Short/Tall. Please specify.
  9. Fat/Thin. Please specify.
  10. Size six and holding.

I mean why not label ourselves further. I am a short, fat, white girl, that has found a man. If I don't qualify for a minority grant or something to the effect who does?

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