Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

image for UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers
The UK Kiddies R turned around arse backwards: Prudence Clearwater

CHILDHOOD LIFESTYLE POLL with commentary from real big UK'ers:

90% agree childhood more materialistic

Nigel Fogbottomness: Whan we were wee, we wee'd in the yard 'cause we had no fancy porcelain wee'r like dese spoiled brats

69% agree violent video games make children more aggressive

Conrad Climacticus: We beat the shat outa each otha on a pretty regula basis. There wuz no sofa sittin for us!

90% believe Christmas advertising puts pressure on parents to spend more than they can afford

Margaret Primsypots: My sainted mum n da gave uus the same old broken toy year afta year and god bless r souuls we wuz grateful as piggies in mud!

60% believe there should be a government ban on junk food advertising

Eustace Euphemistyhills:If I'da asked for even anotha slice a bacon the old man woulda ripped me head off.E knew ow ta resist advertisin' I'll tell yooo!

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