June 2007
I'm watching TV. She enters the room.
Her - Hey.
Me - Who are you?
Her - What?
Me - Who are you?
Her - Um, I'm your girlfriend.
Me - My girlfriend?
Her - Yeah...
Me - I don't think I've ever been that drunk!
Her - I'm leaving.
Me - You're not going anywhere until you tell me how you got in here!
END OF CONVERSATION
September 2007
Me - Honey, wake up!
Her - (mumbles)
Me - There's something I want to ask you.
Her - What is it?
Me - Will you marry me?
Her - What?
Me - Will you marry me?
Her - Oh my God! I can't believe this! Yes! Yes I will!
Me - Oh wait, that's not what I wanted to ask. Oh yeah, now I remember. Do we have any mushrooms? I want to make an omelete tomorrow.
Her - (muffled noises)
Me - Honey, are you crying?
END OF CONVERSATION
