Does Avril Lavigne Like Your Girlfriend?

Written by Warren Redlich

Sunday, 5 August 2007


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Your girlfriend with Avril Lavigne's dolphin buddy

Avril Lavigne, the popular young singer of current top single Girlfriend, has created a bit of a mystery. In her song, she says she doesn't "like your girlfriend." Also, in the music video that goes with the song, she does a lot of unpleasant things to the male character's girlfriend. But some in the gossip world say that Lavigne may actually like your girlfriend.

Paparazzi photos have surfaced that are relevant. Some say they show Avril Lavigne nude, frolicking with your girlfriend. Others say the photos are unclear, and it's not clear whether Lavigne is even in the picture, or if the individual shown is actually nude.

After some investigative reporting, it does appear that your girlfriend is kinda hot, and she probably looks good nude (or naked if you prefer). It has not yet been determined if Avril Lavigne likes her, nude or otherwise, but it is highly unlikely you'll get to see the two of them nude together, and your ridiculous fantasy that you'll be nude with them is, well, just ridiculous.

Lavigne's press agent had no comment on the rumors, but did say that the paparazzi photos are not of the pop star. They did not say whether or not your girlfriend is in them, however. Your girlfriend refused comment about the photos, but did admit that she likes Avril Lavigne - but only her music.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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