One Story of two Friends

Funny story written by hussainmehdi

Wednesday, 21 November 2007

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This is a tale of two friends.

One is the champion of dictators,

The other is champion of democracy.

Both take a glass of Champaign at the close of each year.

One has 20% approval in his country,

The other has nil% in his country,

However, both have 100% approval for each other.

They approve each other while rejecting valueless ordinary people.

Whenever they talk, they talk on democracy,

Whenever they act, they act against democracy.

Whenever they laugh, they laugh on valueless people,

Whenever they reject, they reject ordinary people.

They are best friends,

While, both have no friends.

They respect each other,

However, both have no respect for common people.

They like dogs,

While, one has dog and both are do-gooders.

Both are smarts but never ever try to look over the open skies.

Both have long noses and short temper.

Both have common sense for each other but senseless for others.

Both dislike Michal Jackson but like 'one-way-ticket'.

Both like God but cheat God's people.

This is the end.

Where is story?
Story is still incomplete.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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