How To Weigh Your Head

Funny story written by Erskin Quint

Thursday, 8 November 2007

1) Weigh yourself in the morning.

2) Weigh yourself in a bathful of water while holding a duck.

3) Weigh the water with the duck.

4) Add (1) to (4).

5) Divide (2) by the sum of (5) and (3) multiplied by (2).

6) Place your head in a bucket of sand and convert to a hyperbolic logarithm.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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