Before:

Funny story written by hussainmehdi

Monday, 5 November 2007

Before I come near you, would you like to come near me?

Before I initiate to kiss you, would you like to kiss me?

Before I forgive you, would you like to forgive me?

Before I praise you, would you like to praise me?

Before I hug you, would you like to hug me?

Before I tell you a lie, would you like to tell me the truth?

Before I do any thing for you, would you like to do every thing for me?

Before I share your happiness, would you like mine to share?

Before I share my beauty of thoughts with you, would you like first to initiate this for me?

Before I share your tears, would you like to share mine?

Before I remove my doubt on your personality, would you like to clear mine?

Before I stop hurting you, would you like to stop hurting me?

Before I stop blaming you, would you like to stop blaming me?

Before even I think to send you a gift, would you like to propose yours?

Before I start trusting you, would you like to offer your trust?

Before I adopt honesty for you, would you like to adopt honesty for me?

Before I offer to share even one penny of mine with you, would you like to share whole world of you with me?

Before I invite you to my home, would you like to invite me to your heart?

Before I intend to put my hands on yours, would you like to touch my hands forever?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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