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Funny story: 1801 Greenhouse Gas Summit Vowed End to Methane Emissions

1801 Greenhouse Gas Summit Vowed End to Methane Emissions

National Archives, Washington, D. C. Wood Splinter with a SINful report for Spoof International news. This reporter has uncovered notes in the archives here regarding a long-forgotten Greenhouse Summit held in 1801 with Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, a…

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Funny story: Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

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Funny story: Methane gas discovered up cow's arse

Methane gas discovered up cow's arse

A herd of cattle could solve a Yorkshire village's heating problems. Wetwang vet Rod Uppingham thought he'd located a massive supply of methane gas during a routine pregnancy test on a 5-year-old Friesian at a Wolds farm. Farmer's wife Iris Niff...

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Funny story: Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Rise in Baby Boomer Rectal Explosions, Gen X'ers Ask Y

Reported this week in a new medical study, there is a terrifying rise in rectal explosions among aging members of the baby boomer population. Younger generation X and Y citizens are beginning to wonder if they might be next. Dr. Andy Fluscht, res...

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Funny story: Upcoming Corrie St episode reveals big bang explosion caused by build-up of methane gas from over-imbibing Betty's bean-laden hot-pots

Upcoming Corrie St episode reveals big bang explosion caused by build-up of methane gas from over-imbibing Betty's bean-laden hot-pots

Oh ducky! The dreaded, nasally whining Ashley is done for. Too bad Claire survived - maybe she'll catch a deadly bug at the 'orspickle. Personally one had hoped the entire cast had been taken out in one fell swoop. What a wonderful opportunity it...

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Funny story: Parliamentarian methane mystery deepens

Parliamentarian methane mystery deepens

Methane in Parliament is being produced and released far faster than outside of Westminster, according to analysis of recent air samples. Scientists in London used a hot air wind chamber to simulate the methane gas produced by over 600 MPs, and it...

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Funny story: This is good shit!

This is good shit!

ROCKWOOD, PA-- PETA, and the rest of the "scientific" turd for brains asswipes who say that dairy farming is degrading to bovines and produces nothing but bull shit and methane gas that destroys the ozone can relax their tight asses, if that is at al...

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Funny story: Fuel invention sweeps nation, gay men particularly interested

Fuel invention sweeps nation, gay men particularly interested

Italy - Amateur scientist and professional pole-barn tinkerer, Uppa YurAssa of Italy, stumbled upon the end to the use of fossilized fuel, paving the way for self-reliant energy consumption in the very near future. His invention may change the face o...

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Funny story: Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

Methane Gas Cloud Leads To Alien Toilet Discovery

NASA scientists have announced that the recent discovery of methane gas on the planet Mars has led to another find after sattelite footage picked up a structure which many experts claim to be the first sighting of an alien public toilet. "This is...

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Funny story: Methane On Mars An Indicator That Someone Farted There In The Last 100Million Years

Methane On Mars An Indicator That Someone Farted There In The Last 100Million Years

NASA scientists have revealed that the large quantities of methane gas detected on Mars, are almost certainly evidence that someone, or something, has farted on the surface of the Red Planet during the last 100million years. The claim in Science J...

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Funny story: Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Controversial film-maker and polemicist, Michael Moore, produces 60% of the world's methane, experts revealed last night. However it could mark the end of the world if he ever unleashes even a fraction of the monstrous amount of gas which scientis...

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Funny story: Norman Flangely - Letter to the Editor - Cow's anuses

Norman Flangely - Letter to the Editor - Cow's anuses

Dear Sir, I read with great interest the fact that methane from cattle flatulence is a huge contributor to global warming. As a concerned c...

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Funny story: Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Cattle Believed To Contribute To Greenhouse Effect

Agricultural scientists and dairy farmers today made a joint statement saying that cows are the major polluters of the atmosphere and that they should all be fitted with catalytic converters before global warming gets out of control.

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Funny story: I, ET McCrone will wear a gas bag!

I, ET McCrone will wear a gas bag!

Candidate for PrezMinister, lift operator ET McCrone, has made a campaign promise to wear a gas bag until election day and if elected for his entire unknown term of office (unknown since there has never been a PrezMinister, leader of the USUK), I,ET McCrone will collect all of my methane. And believe me, just ask the future Mistress of USUK,McCrone's proposed title for the PrezMinister's...

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