From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.

Wanted - 1 box of WH Smith's Paper Clips - Cash Waiting.

For Sale - Wedding Dress - Only worn 5 times. Bride thinks dress has cursed all of her marriages.

Tickets for 1983 John Lennon concert - Free to Good Home.

Lost - 1 Donkey. Children misunderstood concept of game of Pin the tale on the Donkey.

Found - Ark of the Covenant in Basingstoke back garden.


Could Gary please phone Home?

Rikki, have you lost that number?

Wanted, Long haired lover from Liverpool on seven inch. Cash not a consideration.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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