Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.
Wanted - 1 box of WH Smith's Paper Clips - Cash Waiting.
For Sale - Wedding Dress - Only worn 5 times. Bride thinks dress has cursed all of her marriages.
Tickets for 1983 John Lennon concert - Free to Good Home.
Lost - 1 Donkey. Children misunderstood concept of game of Pin the tale on the Donkey.
Found - Ark of the Covenant in Basingstoke back garden.
Could Gary please phone Home?
Rikki, have you lost that number?
Wanted, Long haired lover from Liverpool on seven inch. Cash not a consideration.