When I am with you the time just flies,
I love you even though your hair are full of lice.
You are so ugly,
Even pimples enhance your looks,
There's not even a single person,
Who can say you are in his good books.
You are fat beyond imagination,
Your appetite can never be satisfied.
Whenever I've said "you look beautiful",
That's the time I've lied.
You smell so bad,
Even a pig won't come near you.
Lets hope we'll never kiss,
Coz I would die if I have to.
Your hands are so hairy,
Spiders and bugs get entangled in them.
And your smile is so scary,
My dog is willing to give his teeth babe, maybe you need to borrow them.
Make-up won't have any effect on you,
Plastic surgery is what you need.
The reason I love you Babe,
Is that your dad's rolling in money.
