Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

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Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Britney hopes to raise money for her children from her hair sale

The long, golden locks (including the hair extensions) of Britney Spears will go on sale Monday on E-Bay. Britney recently shaved her head bald, but has never confirmed any of the many rumors for her new look. Those rumors have included things such as head lice, joining the Moonies, a phobia towards hair, drunkenness, and "my vagina made me do it."

The former pop princess and Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer said that, as she has not had a hit album, single, or movie since her marriage, she needs the money from this sale to help support her children and deadbeat ex-husband.

"Paris said she'll pay for the parties, the guys usually pay for the motel room, or we just use the back seat, and the clubs always give me free liquor because I'm a star. I just need the money for my family."

Hairs will be sold individually and the money raised will provide the educational opportunities ("like school and books and stuff") fo her children that she never received.

As demand for the hair has not been determined, no price has been forcasted. Experts believe that it will not be expensive, as "Britney has already shown the world that she's pretty cheap."

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