Middle Eastern Retail Franchise Opportunities

Funny story written by The Bodgie

Monday, 18 June 2007

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Fatwa Balaclava Inc

Expressions of interest are currently being solicited from Arabic speaking persons to take up a franchise for our range of our distinctive and increasingly fashionable ready-to-wear, one-size-fits-all products.

Retail and wholesale territories are currently available in what we consider will be lucrative growth areas - Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq etc.

All our products are made from quality materials by skilled machinists and are backed up by a lifetime guarantee.

Don't miss this outstanding opportunity to succeed, For further information write to Fatwa Balaclava Inc. 509 Paradise Avenue, Jerusalem, Israel. Please enclose US$50 to ensure a prompt reply and a free sample of our merchandise.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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