It's Holy Week and AskFrFred$$giveness

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

AskFrFred$$Giveness has decided to abandon the more literal 44 4 the $ that is really at the heart of most religion

The Most Reverend Father Frederick "The Greaty" Titslesin admits that it is really money that is at the core of his life, spirituality and religious vocation: My "Carmel-lite philosophy seeks to remind all persons of faith that the dollar sign is more powerful than the sign of the cross, the star of David and any other religious iconography. Nirvana, shmeervana, any of the greaty religious leaders understood that money is the milk and honey of all religious promised lands. That's why I had my glorious physiognomy on a funnymoney thousand dollar bill fundraising handbill.

The spiritual "authentics" were outraged by my so-called materialism. I see it as realism. How else can you support my cruises and ski vacations except through bilking poor innocents out of their hard-earned dollars. . ." When I come home from my respites like Jesus returning from the desert, I can then offer refreshment to the deprived faithful while I still enjoy my favorite desserts!"

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