Whacko Jacko Juice

Funny story written by popinfresh

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Michael Jackson has entered a new arena in Marketing with his all new Jacko Juice - made with all natural herbs and spices.

One customer replies, "I drank a jug of his juice and I felt like I was 8 years old again, full of spunk with just a hint of sillyness."

Mike says, "I have a jug of Jack juice in the morning while I'm putting on my nose. A jug of Jacko at lunch while I'm putting puddy on my face, and a sensible Jug of Jacko Juice at dinner around nine when the big hand touches the little hand he says, Whacko Jacko is better than tobacco. "

If you act now, Mike will send you absolutely free a pair of Jacko Jammies with his face on them . That's right-Jacko jammies are perfect for that sleepover.

Stay tuned for further testimonies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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