P4YG's New SEXTIPS from Poor Dick's Almanac

Written by Pointer

Sunday, 18 February 2007


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SEXTIPS is the name sexpert website Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum is giving to its latest feature on The Spoof.

This novel approach to sex advice will list proverbs that are sexwise from a true descendant of Ben franklin who calls his sexwise aphorisms,Poor Dick's Almanac:

  • A bush in the hand is worth two in a bird.
  • The best laid anyone is better than reading Catcher in the Rye.
  • Planning to lay mice is probably not a good idea.
  • Haste wastes make-out.
  • A penny saved on a condom may cost you half your earnings.
  • A stitch in the scrotum saves you from becoming a father of nine.
  • A word to the sexwise is enough.

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