C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

Funny story written by plinth course

Wednesday, 21 June 2006

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Shelay Dawning, artist's rendering

New York -- “What kind of world do we live in?” asked Shelay Dawning, when she was turned down today by Get Straight, a New York City rehabilitation center, and referred instead to the Mental Health Center. “Brian Lamb never writes me back, and I just can’t take it anymore. I live with this 24/7 and I can't get help here? Who are they to tell me I have OCD?” Suggestions for redirecting her energies were rebuffed. “Go to hell, you uncaring bastards!”

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