Written by Buck E Filbert

Sunday, 4 September 2011

image for Lindsay Lohan Not Naked in Public This Week
Lindsay didn't even give us this :( :(

After all the excitement Lindsay Lohan use to provide the voyeurs of the world she totally shocked the entertainment industry by laying low and not creating any controversy for an entire month.

Lindsay has become known for doing crazy publicity stunts to keep her name on the top of the gossip rags for years but recently she's gone in the opposite direction being the good girl on the block.

Selma Back, a well known gossip columnist said of Lindsay's recent behavior, "what are we suppose to write about? We almost have to resort to fabricating stories about Lindsay just to keep it interesting. We're really disappointed, we want the old Lindsay back".

Fans on Twitter and Facebook agree, life is pretty boring without Lindsay taking the lead and doing outrageous antics that make for titillating headlines.

One Twitter tweet said. what has the world come to when you can't even count on Lindsay Lohan to do something stupid and interesting.

All the rest of us are hoping Lindsay will continue in the vein of Machete. In that film she proved she is still and has always been totally naked under her clothes.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

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