A Pregnant Beyonce Shows She's Not Just Another Pretty Face

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 29 August 2011

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President Obama on the phone congratulating Beyonce on her pregnancy.

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce danced a little and lip synced a lot, like most performers, and after her performance at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show she picked up her blouse and showed her baby bump which really amounted to a little bump the size of a cherry tomato.

And in the audience her baby daddy Jay-Z jumped off his chair and started dancing in sheer joy and elation and he did not notice that he was actually dancing with Kanye West.

After the show Jay-Z explained to reporters that he was so excited about the fact that his woman is with child that he did not even notice that he was doing the Argentine Tango with Kanye West.

West wanted to make it very clear that he is not gay like Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, or Lance Bass. Jay-Z chimed in and said that people know that there are no black gay males anywhere in America and if you want to find a black gay guy you will probably have to go to France or maybe Ethiopia.

Beyonce giggled as she said that it was no big deal because on many occasions she has seen Jay-Z and Kanye dancing in their backyard while listening to Justin Bieber songs.

An embarrassed Jay-Z remarked "That wuz one time baby, but dat wuz cos Kanye and I wuz boff drunk as skunks and he wuz goin' on 'bout nobody liking him and shit since he wuz mean to dat skinny little blonde cracker chick at da MTV Music Video Awards Show two years ago."

Beyonce smiled and said "Uh huh. And how about those other times when I seen da two of ya playing leap frog in your boxer shorts, was y'all drunk dat time to?"

Jay-Z thought for a moment and replied, "Baby mama, I duz believe we wuz, I mean we musta been if we wuz boff in our boxers."

Beyonce then told him not to worry about it and just go along with what Lady Gaga says about how people are just "Born This Way," some are born rich, some poor, some tall, some short, some are born Republican, and some are born Democrat.

Jay-Z then grabbed a hold of his wife's ample booty and told her that now that she will be having his baby everyone can see that she is just not another pretty face.

In a related story. President Obama was supposed to have attended the MTV Music Video Awards Show as a special guest of Russell Brand and Katy Perry but he could not make it because he was too tired from his vacation at Martha's Vineyard.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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