Taylor Lautner Discloses That Bar Rafaeli Did Not Bare Her Naked Body To Him On Malibu Beach

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Friday, 6 May 2011


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Taylor Lautner and Bar Rafaeli can be seen on Malibu Beach in the lower right hand corner.

MALIBU BEACH - Taylor Lautner one of the stars of the Twilight Saga movies was recently asked about a secret rendezvous between him and Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Bar Rafaeli.

Lautner, who in the past has dated such well know celebrities as Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Sara Hicks, was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talks Gazebo Serengeti to address the rumor that Rafaeli had bared her nude body for him as they laid out on the sand on Malibu Beach.

Taylor answered that that although he and Bar are close friends the particular night in question they were both simply down at the beach admiring the full moon and that both had kept their swimsuits on.

He did admit that even though Miss Rafaeli is extremely sexy and can easily bring on erotic stirrings in the crotch of any guy he is committed, devoted, and dedicated to his girlfriend Lily Collins the stunningly gorgeous daughter of rock icon Phil Collins.

Lautner added that people have been down on him and have made up vicious rumors about him ever since he broke up with Taylor Swift the little sweetheart of country music.

He added that the day he dumped Tay-Tay (Swift) while they were having Big Macs at a Mickey D's in Redondo Beach she became so upset that she told him that she could hardly wait for him to drive her ass home (her word) so that she could get a yellow legal pad and a pen and write a mean song about him.

Gazebo Serengeti tried to reach Bar Rafaeli to get a comment from her but her assistant said that she had flown down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Zac Efron and would be gone for four days.

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