Russel Crowe has insulted most male othodox Jews by calling circumcision barbaric, in fact many Jews have called him a right old "Tosser" because of his comments.
Having Russel Crowe insult the ancient tradition has caused quite an outrage amongst orthodox Jews because many of them would love a good old fashion wank, but don't dare too because they have been warned that such practices could send them to hell and also leave their willies sore because of their lack of foreskin!
Due to the fact that most male Jews do not indulge in playing with their circumcised willies (it's forbidden under the Jewish religion and regarded as being filthy) and keep their hands free for praying or banging on the walls of Jericho, these remarks have rekindled bad feelings between the real "Sons of God" and heathens, in other words, the rest of mankind.
Orthodox women Jews actually never see their husbands circumcised penis's all throughout their married lives and sex between them is rather hit and miss because the women don't even know what's entering them, but they do know it's smoother than the usual kind seen on the internet whilst their husbands are out praying.
Russel Crowe has actually apologised to the Jewish fraternity offering his own "masterpiece" as a form of good will and the local orthodox Jewish fraternity gladly accepted the offer. Russel will lose his foreskin in the traditional fashion on a Jewish bank-holiday somewhere in a back-alley in downtown New York, ouch!
