Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

image for Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?
Manson has one tatooed on his forehead, I wonder why?

Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)!

Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hippie followers butchered Sharon Tate, pregnant filmstar and girlfriend of Roman Polanski (he had his moments too) and several others. Charles admitted enjoying every minute of watching his satanic slaves doing the butchery business; he actually didn't get his hands dirty, after all he is the son of Satan?

He has become a cult figure in the underworld of drugs, criminals, murderers, devil worshippers and heavy-metal fans heavily thanks to Mr.Marilyn Manson adopting his name, pretty cool eh?

Now he has given an interview in prison and pretty pathetically admitted being the evil bastard that everybody knew he was. Nowadays he's got a swastika tatooed on his forehead, grey haired, going bald and quite frankly looks like Grandad next door, apart from the swastika that is.

Everybody loves a nasty hero and Charles fits the bill perfectly? Let's hope the younger generations keep up his cult reputation and buy his T-shirts so the old man can die in peace knowing that being a butcher has its advantages too; depending on what side of the prison bars you just happen to be?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Charles Manson, evil

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