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Satan Uncomfortable With Overwhelming Success

Funny story: Satan Uncomfortable With Overwhelming Success

In a candid one-on-one interview, Satan, the prince of darkness and ruler of all seven circles of Hell, confirmed that he is uncomfortable with the overwhelming success he’s acheived in the realm of mortals. While his influence had always been preval...

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Is there a talent for being evil

Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned? Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever. Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil. Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust,...

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Is there a talent for being evil

Is villainy a talent? If so, where does it come from? Is it genetic, or learned? Some put the blame on society, culture or religion. Whatever. Before getting into it we need to know what is meant by evil. Perhaps the following words can clarify the word scope of villainy: natural disasters, diseases, birth defects, war, destruction, deception, anger, gluttony, vanity, ego, pride, lust, hate, je...

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Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Funny story: Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...

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Supreme Overlord, 26, can't build Supreme Command Centre in his garden which now falls outside village boundary in Northamptonshire

A 26 year old man who wishes to become Supreme Overlord of the universe has been stopped from building a Supreme Command Centre on his property in Northamptonshire because his garden now falls outside the village boundary. Dark Lord Simon Smith, a...

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Modern Family voted Greatest Television Program of All Time by everybody alive in the entire world

Modern Family is now the only television program ever made to receive the title "Greatest Television Program of All Time" and was voted for by everybody alive today and the award will be presented to the show at the 2015 Golden Globe awards which wil...

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John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Funny story: John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'

Washington, DC - Finding little support for his administration's plan to punish Syria, US Secretary of State John Kerry is taking matters into his own face. The former Senator is activating his evil eye against the regime of Bashar al-Assad in r...

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YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

Funny story: YouTube users cannot spell for shit, report finds

YouTube users are unable to string even the simplest of sentences together, it has emerged. A new study by everyone who has ever used the internet has found that 96% of people who post comments on YouTube are unable to spell their own name, tell...

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'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

Funny story: 'Evil' Bert goes after Romney

Bert from Sesame Street has gone to ground after vowing to kill Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Bert was watching the first presidential debate on The Count's TV with several other residents of the street but flew into a rage when Romn...

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Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

Funny story: Evil Man Now Regretting His Spontaneity

A man I know who, in an instant, threw away his marriage, wife and children for the attentions of another, younger woman, is now regretting his impulsiveness, and part of him, at least, wishes he was back with his family. The man's name, which I cannot reveal for personal reasons, left his wife of 22 years, and two children aged 15 and 9, in April, throwing their lives into chaos, and his own i...

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Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

Funny story: Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!

The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...

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Evil Man

Funny story: Evil Man

There's a man I know about, and to be perfectly honest, he is evil. He isn't, if I'm correct in thinking this way, your normal idea of someone who has been tagged with this description; he hasn't raped or murdered anyone; he hasn't stolen an old lady's life savings; he hasn't, to my knowledge, supplied drugs to schoolchildren, and he hasn't shown extreme cruelty to any animals. Why, then, shoul...

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World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

Funny story: World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

The world's most evil man has finally been tracked down to the lounge bar of a pub close to Preston bus station in Lancashire. Bob Atkinson, 58, of Preston was spotted by reporters sitting alone and shrouded in evil as he sipped a pint of mild and...

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Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Funny story: Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)! Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hip...

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There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

Funny story: There is no justice on earth for those who are truly evil...

This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece. Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...

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Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

Funny story: Daily Mail starts fund to pay for Exorcism of Facebook

The Daily Mail has long held the belief that Facebook is evil and the obvious cause of many atrocities. Now with half the UK population having signed up to Facebook, the newspaper has decided that banning it is probably not feasible. Instead, the...

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Pros and Cons: Supervillainy

Nearly every day, someone chooses a life of supervillainy. The reasons are many. Here are the many pros and cons of the choice. PROS: - Don't have to follow law - Can do anything - Makes for interesting fights with Police - Get cool catchphrases CONS: - I hate you. - I hate you. - You're evil. - Did I mention I HATE YOU? - Everyone else will hate you - Good overpowers bad, like wat...

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Evil Madman Tries to Take Over New York City... Oh Lord, Not Again

NEW YORK - The UN was shocked and exasperated today as yet again another evil villian decided to take over the world by impossible means. Our reporter who was at the United Nations HQ in New York at the time recorded this transcribed audio message...

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