Written by krisis

Friday, 25 March 2011

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Tiger - Kim

With the risque pictures of a very cleavagey Kim Kardashian and Tiger surfacing all over the internet, the phones have been ringing non-stop at Tiger's place.

All Tiger had to say was, "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" while his PR strategically interrupted to say, "No comment" and shoo off all reporters.

While Kim Kardashian had to say, "The tiger had to get into position on his own! It was freakkkky! He got a little frisky ... This is probably one of the scariest moments I've had ...

There is also some evidence of kinky stuff with Tiger looking drugged and on a leash.

It is unclear how the two met and got together. As is her usual practice, Kim had the entire session videotaped, though with substantially more clothing and very less dialogues than her previous video. Initial screenshots show the video to be a hit with a naked Tiger and jawdropping cleavage from Kim.

There has been speculation about demands from Kim ranging from $1m to $100m but remain unconfirmed, if the alleged suit will be combined with the purported video also. Kim is reportedly in talks with Vivid and TMZ for editing and release of the video.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Kim Kardashian

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