Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 24 March 2011


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Chris Brown shown at the age of two with his South African nanny Charmaine "Whitey" Sprattwater.

NEW YORK CITY - Chris Brown, the hip hop, rip rap artist who gained more notoriety by hitting his then-girlfriend Rihanna back on Grammy Night in 2009, than he ever did for his voice is literally fit to be tied.

He appeared on Good Morning America and was asked by "Red Red" Robin Roberts about the Rihanna incident. He said that happened two years ago and he did not want to talk about it.

Brown was again asked about it and he said that he did not want to talk about it because he wanted to talk about how great his new CD titled, Dis Here CD Be A Good One Y'all is and how he wants everyone to buy it because it is the greatest music since the Beatles, Elvis Presley, The Who, Grand Funk Railroad, and yes the bruther even mentioned Petula "Downtown" Clark.

But "Red Red" Robin kept coming back to the question. At one point Brown got off his chair, stood up in front of Roberts and asked, "Okay now beatch, what part of 'I don't wantz ta be talkin' bout no shit dat happened two jers ago' does ya not hears da man be sayin atcha, ho? Or duzz I has ta say it in Swahili?"

A security guard quickly jumped up with a can of mace and told Brown to step back from the woman. Brown looked at him and then at the can of mace and asked, "Say what?"

He was again told to step back from Ms. Roberts or risk getting his jive ass face maced.

Brown took off his microphone, threw it on the floor and said that he was leaving. He said that he was going to go over to The Today Show where they would treat him with dignity, respect, and awe.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Well little does Mr. Chris Brown know that the Today Show's host Matt Lauer cannot stand him and when he appears on his show Matt plans on hitting him with the 'Rihanna Beating' questions as well.]

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