Rihanna And Christina Aguilera Probed Over Sleaze Allegations

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Tuesday, 21 December 2010

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UK TV watchdog, Ofcom, is to investigate the performances of Rihanna and Christina Aguilera on last weekend's X Factor final.

The starlets wore skimpy costumes and gyrated provocatively, thrusting arses and boobs at the camera, prompting 2,750 complaints to the watchdog and 1,500 to ITV.

A spokesman said: "We are investigating the show to see if it was too strong for the time it was shown."

But a source close to the spokesman added: "There's more to it than that.

"The folks at Ofcom weren't watching the show and forgot to Sky Plus it, so they're getting hold of Rihanna's and Christina's people to arrange a reprise of the performances.

"They've decided to invite them to demonstrate the dances at the Ofcom Christmas party, which they're holding at a club in Soho on Thursday.

"Should be a good night!"

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