Written by nellabella

Sunday, 27 February 2011

image for SuBo fans: It's his Package

Several Susan Boyle fans met up in London England for lunch last weekend. They were disappointed Susan didn't surprise them with a visit. However - Susan's voice coach - Andy Steve - walked in the restaurant instead and gave the ladies a thrill.

"Oh boy" - moaned one fan - "He is so hot. This is better than Susan Boyle. I need to dry off".

"It's not just his looks - it's his package." - squealed another SuBo fan. These ladies may be over the hill but they know a package when they see one.

At one point the ladies started fighting over who was going to sit next to Andy. One British couple - sitting at a table next to the heart throbbing SuBo fans - complained - "They must be American" and told the women to get off him. "We are trying to enjoy our lunch".

Susan Boyle entered the TV talent show - Britain's Got Talent - two years ago and was a big hit when her audition was put on YouTube. Since then - Susan has had fans following her all over the UK.

They want to be Susan's family and hope one day they will get invited to Susan's crib for Christmas dinner.

When a waitress saw the fans feeding 'Flat Susan' fish and chips - she asked them if they were there to celebrate Susan Boyle. "Susan who?" asked a fan as she was gazing into Andy's eyes - drooling and fanning herself. Andy ordered Shepherd's pie and the fans ordered the same.

"I'm like a dog in heat" - whispered a fan to another fan.

Did Andy notice the SuBo fans were hot for him? We heard Andy and his wife had a good laugh together that evening. What will those old cows do next?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Susan Boyle

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