SuBo Fans invade Scotland

Funny story written by nellabella

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

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blowing SuBo a sloppy kiss

Hundreds of Susan Boyle fans from as far away as Texas - will be dressing up like Susan and invading Scotland. Susan will be performing at the Scottish Variety Awards early March and her fans don't want to miss the black tie affair.

Susan Boyle won second place on the talent show Britains Got Talent. SuBo - Susan's nickname - sold millions of CDs worldwide because of her fans. SuBo's fans are going to present Susan with another quilt at the Scottish awards celebration. That's correct - another quilt. Rumour has it that Susan and Pebbles have been inundated with quilts since BGT. However - this quilt is special. The new quilt is bigger.

What has Susan done with all those quilts? Other than using them to line Pebbles' litter box - we don't know. We tried to look inside Susan's trash can but Simon Cowell hired a body guard to guard her trash. Either Susan doesn't want us to know how she stays so big or she doesn't want us to know what she did with the quilts. A gag order must have been placed on Pebbles. Pebbles won't talk to the press.

SuBo's fans are dressing up like celebrities to see Susan's face when they present her with another quilt. The fans will have 'Flat Susan' with them to accept Susan's awards so Susan can spend time with her new quilt. One fan told me 'Flat Susan' is dressing up for the occasion too. "We won't let 'Flat Susan' drink too much champagne or she will fall FLAT on her face". We have to wonder if these fanatics are this playful in the sack.

After the Scottish Variety Awards - Susan's fans will stampede through Susan's home town - Blacksomethingorother - celebrating Susan's 50th birthday. Guess what those imaginative fans are giving Susan for her golden birthday? God save Scotland.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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