Some Susan Boyle fanatics, choked on their sparkling lemonade, as they watched, "In the Night Garden", on TV, in Scotland, this afternoon.
It appears that Igglepiggle, the blue teddybear star of the children's show, has swiped the latest quilt created by the adoring, if slightly obsessed fans of the Scottish superstar.
Further investigation revealed, that Miss Boyle had been recording for the TV show and had mislaid her red, birthday quilt.
Upsydaisy is so upset that Igglepiggle has fallen for another and she has stolen the quilt. Igglepiggle, is beside himself as he cannot survive without his comfort blanket although he is 32 years old. Upsydaisy has gone to bed and has covered herself with the quilt.
The subo fanatics have demanded that the Scottish FBI are called in. They insist that the Igglepiggle comforter is their property.
It ain't no tea party for the Wisconsin, Public Sector Employees either.
