Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

A very upset Kristen Stewart tweeted her fans today that that is definitely NOT her in the amateur blue movie that is going round.

"Someone is making some money here and I have turned a copy I bought over to the authorities. You can tell that it was made in another country by the mispronounced words all through it. So I guess it was made in China or India or somewhere."

Most fans say they have reassured Stewart that they know the film is not her, although a few guys stated that they had bought a copy "just in the off chance that it is".

"Oh, there's probably nothing anyone can do about it in the United States", stated a rep. for Stewart. "These things show up from time to time. Look at that one last year with "Muley Cyrus". Maybe it's a sign that you have become very popular all around the world."

"One guy tweeted me all kinds of funny stuff and it turned out to be Taylor Lautner", laughed Stewart. "The rat really had me going for awhile. He had already called Rob and told him about it. Then Rob puts on this macho act saying he's going to go after him."

Kristen then stated that she had forgotten about the "Muley Cyrus" fake last year, from India.

"It was worse than the "Bacon Fox, The Love Machine" battling the robots two years ago."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more